THE RUMORS

Rumor: The CEO of our beloved corporation, Mr. T, has been secretly training with ninjutsu for the past year.

Rumor: The new office coffee machine has been replaced with a state-of-the-art, gold-plated, espresso machine that only plays elevator music when you try to make a regular cup of coffee.

Rumor: The company's IT department has been seen installing a large, unmarked door in the basement. Some speculate it leads to a secret server room, others claim it's just a fancy closet for the CEO's favorite video games.